The crazies are coming out of the woodwork! This week, Rick Wiles is afraid of the Illuminati! Blasphemy laws suck. Gary Bauer complains that Obama is obsessed with gay issues at a conference that exists to complain about gay issues. Ken Ham's Ark Park is dead in the water and it's dragging down the rest of Answers in Genesis with it. Plus, we look at optimism and pessimism to see which approach works better and find out neither of us is all that optimistic.